I'm the Reason

I’m the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Cushion Cover – Funny Dog Lover Home Decor

If your dog has ever:
✔️ destroyed a cushion
✔️ stolen food off the bench
✔️ tracked mud through your freshly cleaned house
✔️ or turned “five minutes alone” into a full crime scene…then congratulations, this cushion is about them.

The “I’m the Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things” Cushion Cover is the ultimate badge of honour for dog mums who’ve accepted that chaos and fur come as part of the decor package. Equal parts funny, relatable, and stylish, it’s made for homes where love is big, rules are flexible, and the dog runs the place.

Perfect for your lounge, bed, dog corner, or as a laugh-out-loud gift for dog lovers, this cushion cover celebrates the messy, muddy, wild joy of life with dogs.

Specifications:

• ~45cm x 45cm
• Zipper closure
• 100% polyester
• Excludes cushion insert
• Gentle cold machine wash only
• Warm iron on the reverse side of the cover only, please avoid ironing directly over the quote.